Sunday, May 19, 2013

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After getting a taste for blood as children, Hansel (Jeremy Renner) and Gretel (Gemma Arterton) have become the ultimate vigilantes, hell bent on retribution. Now, unbeknownst to them, Hansel and Gretel have become the hunted, and must face an evil far greater than witches...their past. -- (C) Paramount R
Release Date Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters Jan 25, 2013 Wide
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Trailer For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Hansel

Actors For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Jeremy Renner,Gemma Arterton,Famke Janssen,Peter Stormare,Ingrid Bolsø Berdal,Thomas Mann

Genres Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : Action & Adventure,Comedy

Visitor Ranting & Critics For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

User Ranting Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 3.5
User Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 60 %
User Count Like for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 60,835
All Critics Ranting For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 3.9
All Critics Count For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 119
All Critics Percentage For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters : 14 %

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Review For Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

If this long-delayed and blatantly pandering CGI malarkey is anything to go by, Hollywood's current craze for fairy tales isn't going to have a happy ending.
Tom Charity-CNN.com

There isn't much to this beyond the poorly staged, rapidly edited violence; the witches, all but devoid of backstory, are basically canvasses for cartoon splatter.
Ben Sachs-Chicago Reader

The movie settles for showers of gore with intermittent moments of spoofiness.
Liam Lacey-Globe and Mail

The whole kidding trope, which you can bet was ordered by McKay and Ferrell, is pretty lame, and defeats the leads' attempts to bring shadings to cardboard cartoon characters.
Richard Corliss-TIME Magazine

At least it puts forth a sound message: Kids, avoid overdoing it on sweets -- especially candy that doubles as drywall.
Claudia Puig-USA Today

It's a grim fairy tale, all right.
Keith Uhlich-Time Out New York

Imagine the elaborate plan: 'We use the sets left over from Red Riding Hood, add a candy house, throw in some aerial forest shots out of Twilight, keep it cheap. Steampunk it up, and have 'em wear leather, 'specially her. Lotsa cleavage.'
Brian Gibson-Vue Weekly (Edmonton, Canada)

Nothing more than Dario Argento dialed down for fourteen-year-olds.
Kelly Vance-East Bay Express

It's an amusingly cheeky notion: the siblings from the Brothers Grimm fairy tale as witch-slaying bounty hunters. A defter hand than Wirkola's might have succeeded ... but the film's anachronisms are clumsy and most of the jokes fall flat.
Jason Best-Movie Talk

Dangerously ignorant and inaccurate on the subject of diabetes, Hansel and Gretel should be disregarded at all costs, and the filmmakers really ashamed they put something so irresponsible on the big screen.
Sam Bathe-Fan The Fire

...feels like a coven of people in offices visited the set, were shown the mocked-up candy house and then decided to gut the whole thing and make it safe for theatrical and television sales to other countries where there's lots of censorship.
Dave White-Movies.com

Let's not mince words: Hansel and Gretel is not a good movie.
Chris Buckle-The Skinny

The gore is a bore and the sweary script just isn't funny.
Alistair Harkness-Scotsman

One suspects that, seriously or tongue in cheek, it's really about the "war against terror" and that Hansel and Gretel are the CIA and the witches belong to al-Qaida.
Philip French-Observer [UK]

What will Terra Firma's new overlords think of us if, by some freak set of circumstances, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is all that remains of our once proud hominid civilisation?
Ed Whitfield-The Ooh Tray

There's no reason in the world for Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters not to be good, clean, trashy fun. But it isn't.
Tara Brady-Irish Times

Made in Germany, this raucous adventure merrily refuses to follow the usual Hollywood route of blanding-down a fairy tale for the lowest common denominator (see both Snow White movies last year).
Rich Cline-Contactmusic.com

[A] fast and furious all-action continuation of the classic fairy tale ...
Alan Jones-Radio Times

It's an appalling, insulting and cynical mess from start to finish.
Derek Malcolm-This is London

The picture moves fast and is an efficient enough action-horror, with good effects and plenty of violence, but it's too machine-tooled and perfunctory to make you care.
Henry Fitzherbert-Daily Express

It ends up looking like a witless, cheesy knock-off of the Underworld and Resident Evil movies. They weren't good, and this is worse.
Christopher Tookey-Daily Mail [UK]

Somewhere in here is a good movie. I guess it got lost in the woods.
Alex Zane-Sun Online

Bereft of engaging characters or dialogue, it lurches from one blood-splattered action sequence to the next, even threatening viewers with a sequel at the end.
Ben Rawson-Jones-Digital Spy

It's a film which is so demeaningly bad, so utterly without merit, that there is a kind of purity in its awfulness.
Peter Bradshaw-Guardian [UK]

It takes a fairy tale and plays it for laughs, without being remotely funny.
David Gritten-Daily Telegraph

Dismal action/adventure fantasy that consists of nothing more than a series of badly directed fight sequences and fails to engage on every conceivable level, thanks to poor direction, lacklustre performances and a badly written, frequently idiotic script.
Matthew Turner-ViewLondon

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